($58.95, Sugar, Amazon.com)
Good God. Shit. Fuck. alkfjdl;askfjdklsaj'"eroqw54p08f09s8sjklfdasj!~@!jkl;FDKASFL;JFDSLAKJ ;GLASDFJFLSDA
THE HORROR!
To add insult to fashion injury...
($89.99, Sugar, Amazon.com)
They say sugar is bad for you, but I never knew it could be THIS bad.