(Apprx $126 USD, Stella McCartney, net-a-porter.com)
It's not terrible... it's just like... "eh... really?" This isn't even the worst of it.
(Apprx $283, Stella McCartney, net-a-porter.com)
Almost $300 for something that looks like a tacky Christmas decoration???
(Apprx $614 USD, Yves Saint Laurent)
Seriously??? This looks like something I made in summer camp arts and crafts. Wood bits? Check. String? Yes. Elmer's Glue? Most likely.
(Apprx $780 USD, Delphine Charlotte Parmentier)
Is it a bracelet, or is it a piece of natural history?
Meanwhile, back over here on earth...
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