($130, With Hearts in My Eyes, Bonadrag)They really really happened. Lace pants HAPPENED. FLARED lace pants. The only thing worse would be if these somehow involved CRUSHED VELVET. That would've set me over the edge. I'm sorry, but unless you're in the cast of Hair, just no. And even then. They also remind me of something annoying that Kate Hudson would've worn in Almost Famous, and as great as that movie was, she still annoys me to the nth degree. And also, while I'm on the topic, Kate Hudson SO did not deserve to be nominated for Best Actress in a Supporting Role in 2000. She was PLAYING HER FUCKING SELF. The end.