Totes Tuesday Cuters

K. Lotsa fun cutes pix for Tuesday, in ascending order of affordability. Lotsa Betsey Johnson, for some reason.


DRESSES
($19.99, Mossimo, Target.com)
Cute, and not OVERLY Denise Huxtable-boho.


($40, Drifter, TheArtofShop.net)
The photo is piss poor, but the dress is sorta cool.



($48, Nice Face, FredFlare.com)
Beyond cute, and another good poly-seasonal piece!


($187, Betsey Johnson)
OMG! Yellow puffy clouds = 2 cute 4 wrds!



($189, Betsey Johnson, Overstock.com)
OMGOMGOMG. I HEART this bow dress.



($216, T Bags, Polkadotsandmoonbeams.com)
Love the Pucci-esque colors and the Deco-esque design!


($282, Voom, Polkadotsandmoonbeams.com)
Torn between thinking this is cute because it's not too-too ethnicy, and wondering if it looks too much like a cheap futon cover.


($296, Alice & Trixie, Polkadotsandmoonbeams.com)
Probs my faves of the Polkadotsandmoonbeams dresses. Love the colors and silky appppeeeealll! Weeee!


($330, Betsey Johnson, Zappos)
Es muy elegante, no?



TOPS
($19, Hottopic.com)
This would be especially cute minus the studded belt and zebra hair.


($26, Drifter, TheArtofShop.net)
I'm not a HUGE graphic print fan (at least on Tees), but this is cute -- and cheap -- enough!


($32, Soundgirl, 80spurple.com)
The fact that the deer on this Soundgirl top are very tiny make the whole thing not too, well... dear.



($35, American Vintage, Theartofshop.net)
I'm a huge fan of this Paris brand, which I've found is hard to find in Los States. I like this top, though it sorta screams "Will bleed all over fucking everything in the wash" to me.


($40, Soundgirl, Amazon)
More cuteness from my beloved Soundgirl.


($115, Spring & Clifton, Azaleasnyc.com)
There hasn't yet been an instrument invented that could measure the amount of my love for this top.


OTHER STUFF
($24, Loyal Army, FredFlare.com)
Cuter than a day-old lil kitten crawling out of an upended olde-fashioned milk jug! And I love that it says "All Skate" and "Couples Skate" on it! Tee!


($35, Betsey Johnson)
Also muy elegante.


($44, Betsey Johnson, Amazon)
Loves the leops.


($95, People's Liberation, Theartofshop.net)
I would very much like to own these and wear them with the Spring & Clifton shirt, which I would also very much like to own.


($395, Michael Kors)
Despite my general disdain for black patent AND for large silver hardware, I actually really like these for reasons I still can't quite pinpoint.


... And... scene.

... AND We're Back!

...Okay. The hiatus ends NOW!

First, "feast" (and I mean feast in the way that maggots feast on the eyeballs of a corpse) your eyes on Brooke Hogan's AMAZING "outfit" from a recent concert:

THE FRONT!


We wouldn't leave you hanging with a shot of the BACK!...


Mmmm! B.Ho, in the words of Amy Winehouse, NO NO NO! She actually managed to make Britney Spears look like a fucking NUN right here. Also, can you even IMAGINE the outfits she REJECTED before deciding upon THIS one? I mean, usually, you pick the BEST outfit when given a choice of many, right? And, dudes, this was THE BEST! Amazing.
(Photos graciously borrowed from Ohnotheydidnt. Thanks, FB Chicago correspondent JP for the tip!)

Now, on to the stuff that isn't an affront to God:

Once again, stuff I want!

TOPS N TUNICS:

($270, Spring & Clifton, Activeendeavors.com)
Spring & Clifton, please launch your site AND have a sample sale NOWish! K?



($98, Spring & Clifton, Shopbop.com)
Another cute one.



($44, BCBG Girls, Overstock)
Sooo nicety nice for summer drinks ontop of the Met. If you're into that.



($42, BCBG, Overstock)
Also extremely cute.



($22, Piano and Guiness, Etsy.com)
Very cute and comfy-lookin'. And I love that it's called "Choose your own cleavage."



($55, She-Bible, Shebible.com)
Handmade + grass green PLUS modal cotton = mmmm.



($16, Weavers, Overstock)
Totes not TOO Denise Huxtable boho. Yay!



($32, Sir Alistar Rai)
Tee hee. He's cute! (Plus, YAY universal health care!... as opposed to not, right?)



($57, Steven Alan, eBay)
I'm still feeling pouty about that Steven Alan dress I can't afford. Wah. This chick is selling a few of these shirt dresses. Totes great price, but not justifiable right not. Unless, you know, she wants to donate it to a good cause: ME!


DRESSES

(Apprx $123 USD, Paul & Joe Sister, Laredoute.co.uk)
Why is LaRedoute SO much better in the UK???



(Apprx $53 USD, Sophie Tonarelli, Laredoute.co.uk)
Again, more cuteness!



(96, Motel, Asos.com)
Not LOVING the criss-cross straps, but love the print!



($25, Asos.com)
Great dress, great price. However, wearing chiffon in the summer is as smart as locking a starving wolf in a small cage with a baby rabbit. But still, buy now, wear later, I say!


JEANS

($76, Yanuk, Overstock)
I always heart Yanuks. And I refuse to buy into the sailor pants high-waisted dungaree nonsense. (Please remember: Kate Moss doesn't always make the BEST choices.)



($39, Delias)
Simple, sweet, cheap.


SHOES

($49, Oh Deer!, Overstock)
The zebra ones are totes cheesetastic and slutty, but I wuv.


JEWELRY


($228, Boudoir By Disaya, My-wardrobe.com)
Rabbits are the new giraffes!



(Apprx $254, Butler & Wilson)
I covet thee.


Finally, here's something horbs:

($12, Payless)
We here at Fashion Binge are here to provide you with a service. And that service includes seeking out the High School Musical handbag for all of your High School Musical-carrying needs.

Byee!