Thursday, August 14, 2008

Anthro's Floral Boots: Who Did This To You and How Quickly Can It Be Cured?

($498, Anthropologie)
What would otherwise be perfectly suitable tan leather boots instead appear to be have been infected by some kind of viral fungal attack of like massive footwear HPV or something, a la that poor Tree Man. And Anthro wants you to part with five Benjis for the privilege. Hideola Jenkins to the maximus.