
They're cool but a little too literal and look pretty uncomfy. They did remind me of how much I love pyramid studs though, especially when they're used in unexpected ways, like with a pair of pretty pink ballet slippers.
Some more studded flats:
($425, Loeffler Randall, Active Endeavors)
Some more studded flats:

Gorgeous, but I'd love them far more without the ankle strappage.
($88, Theory Shoes, Shopbop)
Sorry, but these are repulsive.
($211, Maloles, Zappos Couture)
($12.99, GoJane)

Sorry, but these are repulsive.

So elegant.
($59, Jessica Simpson, ShoeMall.com)

Eeek. Cognitive dissonance issues -- cute shoes but they're Jessica Simpson! What to do? What to do?

Cheapy Mccheap!
($12.99, Go Jane)

Eek. Is it bad that I like these?
($41, Michael Kors, Overstock)
($287, Marc by Marc Jacobs, Net-a-porter.com)
Pretty, preppy, punk-y! Only left in size 8. Yay if you're an 8, boo if you're not.

I do believe these are the Marc Jacobs studded ballet flats that started it all. Brightest Young Things show you how to make your own!
($126, Marc by Marc Jacobs, Saks Fifth Avenue)

These Marc by Marc Jacobs studded flats, however, are unforgivable.
Finally, you (and by "you," I mean "I") also need some pyramid stud earrings:
($88, Wendy Nichol, Ravinstyle.com)
Finally, you (and by "you," I mean "I") also need some pyramid stud earrings:

NEED!
($39, Whats That Cat, Etsy)

Etsy seller Whats That Cat has really sweet handmade pyramid stud earrings with sparklies. They're made of polymer clay and look really cool.
($20, Michelle Chang Jewelry, Etsy)

Super cuties sterling silver pyramid stud earrings from Etsy seller Michelle Chang Jewelry. Very much want!