FashionWatch.com did a feature on gladiators. I actually liked several of the pairs they picked, but that's probably because they cast a really wide net on their interpretation of gladiators. They're more gladiator-inspired picks. My favorite pair:

($225,
Philosophy di Alberta Ferretti, eLuxury.com)
Love the coral color and neutral earthy beige.
And now back to two more offenders:

($198, Tristan Blair,
Gargyle)
These will go perfectly with that loin cloth and shield I'm so fond of.
There's just no excuse.