Remember that game MASH, where you could live in a mansion, apartment, shanty or house? These amazing, Bowie-esque (or Barbie and the Rockers, depending on your vantage point) criss-cross heels by British designer
Nicholas Kirkwood are amazing, but at almost $537 USD, they're definitely not bear-market friendly.

($537, Nicholas Kirkwood,
Brownsfashion.com)
Totally for mansion dwellers.
Unlike these Topshop heels:

(Apprx $129 USD,
Topshop)
For the apartment dwellers out there.