I'm hording dresses like your grandma hordes Christmas half-broken ornaments from the '70s.
Here they are, in reverse order of affordability, plus some other stuff below the dress jump-off.
SUGAR DADDY WITH A BLACK AMEX:

($497, Anna Sui,
Net-a-Porter)
It's a wee bit Heidi Of The Mountains, but it's also gorgeous.

($386, Temperley London,
Saks Fifth Avenue)
I fear I already posted this, but if so, it merits a revisiting. Sooo perfect.

($357, Dahl,
Shopbop)
A-dahl-able. Har.

($345, Diane von Furstenberg,
Net-a-porter.com)
Love the little-girl-ishness.

($312, Harkham,
Couturecandy.com)
So effing sexy and slimming. (You know. Because this chick's a real whale.)
MAKE OUT FOR MONEY

($299, Lauren Moffat,
Revolveclothing.com)
Wish there were a better photo of this. Anyway, it'd look gorge with some dark tights in coooolah weather.

($275,
Tocca)
Totes pretty. Love the classy turquoise and brown.

($268,. BCBG,
Macy's)
Really purdy, but I'm not sure it's worth the price. Also, recently I made an online purchase of dress with ruched sleeves and it ended up making ye olde chest look even bigger. Bew. So I guess the whole point is, I have no clue why I picked this.

($266, What Comes Around Goes Around,
ActiveEndeavors.com)
This is half ridiculously costumey, half super comfy looking. Too bad it only comes in "Nicole Richie."

($220, Twelfth Street by Cynthia Vincent,
Activeendeavors.com)
When I look back at photos of me as a toddler, whenever I was sitting on my parents' bed or something, the sheets always looked sorta like this. Despite that, I still love this pillowcase-looking frock.

($191, Lauren Moffatt,
Shopbop)
See above.

($184, Tibi,
Net-a-Porter)
Possibly one of my faves. I love the Marimekko-like print.
DEBIT CARD SWIPEITY SWIPER!

(Apprx $90 USD,
TopShop.com)
So fun. I'd love to see this in grass green. Love the '80s snaps.

($78,
Sweet Pea by Stacy Frati, Dillards)
Very cute, but that girl's eye is sorta freaking me out a bit.

($78, Trovata,
Activeendeavors)
I may've posted this before too, but I bet it's cheaper than it was before! Again, loves the Virginia Johnson-esque pwint.

($26,
Fashionjunkee.com)
Another cute bi-seasonal piece.
Okay. Here's some random shit, starting with a... MORTS

($226, Trovata,
Activeendeavors.com)
A true don't-you-dare denim nightmare.
NON-MORTSES

($895, Temperley London,
eBay)
A gorgeous work of art that's almost exactly the same price as my rent!

($365, Tracy Reese,
Dianiboutique.com)
Also artful.

(Top $76; Bottom, $80, Juicy Couture,
Bloomingdale's)
Lovely bikini!

($16.90, Abas,
Nordstrom)
I really like this in white.
SALE!
Finally,
GoClothing.com is going outta bidnez. Sucky for them, best for you, because the whole damn joint's on sale. Here's what I boughted:

($30,
Joe's Jeans)
Oh shit! Joe's Jeans for $30! In charcoal, no less!!

($13,
Paul Frank)
Green and black = underutilized combo.

($9,
Fresh Karma)
Now go forth and spend!