J Brand Houlihans, $230.
But what's a girl who's morally and practically opposed to paying $230 for a pair of trendy pants, no matter how "very flattering" they are, to do?

Shhhh. Victoria's Secret has a similar pair on sale for about a tenth of the price. Skinny cargo pant in stretch twill, $29.99.
Or, if it's just too hot for your skinny ass out there, try a cargo skirt:

Silk cargo skirt, $19.99.