Are we really doing this? Not the high-waisted cotton shorts themselves. I really don't have a problem with those. I don't even have a problem with shorts. When it's 19392 degrees, shorts
and sweat are gonna happen. And hopefully air conditioning. But I do have a problem with the fact that these cotton Chloe shorts are $1,635. Were they crafted by the paws of animated, singing little mice? And where in the world is the economic climate warm enough to afford luxuries such as $1,635 cotton shorts? Actually, $1,635 cotton shorts aren't a luxury... they're asinine.
($1,635, Chloe,
Net-a-porter.com)
No.
... Meanwhile, back in Reality Ville, where I live and you do too probably, here are some viable alternatives to $1,635 cotton shorts.
($157, Wood Wood,
FarFetch.com)
Well hello! Almost the exact same shorts for like a tenth of the price... or whatever you do in math class.
($198, Marc By Marc Jacobs,
Bergdorf Goodman)
Super cute high-waisted shorts. I'd wear these on the regulado.
($22.80,
Forever 21)
Thanks, Forever 21/ 30. Always there in a pinch.
($1,635, Chloe, Net-a-porter.com)
($157, Wood Wood, FarFetch.com)
($198, Marc By Marc Jacobs, Bergdorf Goodman)