For not having the foresight to set a Google alert to inform me of the existence of this amazing
blow dryer dress, which is now ALL FREAKING SOLD OUT at
ModCloth. Why? Because God hates me:

Is it super lame that because I'm on book three of the
Twilight series, I wish I had Alice Cullen's psychic abilities to help me out in CRUCIAL situations like this? Also, who else is reading
Twilight/
New Moon/
Eclipse/
Breaking Dawn? CONFESS AND DISCUSS!
Oh yeah, to console myself, I'm gonna buy this quasi keffiyeh. Sniff!