Nubrella, $49.99. I'm guessing there's no smoking allowed in there. I'd wear it with something that looked a little like this:
Actually, I don't see why they didn't just go whole hog and make a huge plastic ball you could roll around in like Wayne Coyne:
Perhaps helpful commuters could propel you to your destination, possibly bouncing you down the street on their own old-fashioned umbrellas! Then there's this amazing invention:
The UFOCap, $noclue. I'd wear them with these:
And just to "make it fashion," as Tyra might say, check out this Jean Paul Gaultier number:
It's square! For when someone is being really annoying and needs a definite poke in the eye. I'd wear it with these, of course:
Here's hoping it's a little sunnier where you are this weekend....