Let's start with the completely unattainable ones, shall we?

Amazing. Too bad Devi Kroell didn't feature any of these in her Target collection.
($2,495, Leiber, Neiman Marcus)

A piece of art, I tell you! Sadly, just a few thou outta my tax bracket.
Oh mah stars. Love the geometrical designzorz.
($1255, Burberry)
($98, Steve Madden, Macys)
($45, Shopintuition.com)


Ah... Burberry. You tease, you! So close yet so far away.

Oh Steve Madden. You make lovin' fun!
Not bad atall. I like the different jewel types.
Not bad atall. I like the different jewel types.
Super cute, and I love the zipper pocket on the back! Lulus done does it again!

Easy peasy! Love the purple one.
($38 Buy It Now, eBay)
OMG. LOVE. Need. Might... buy. But I already have a green clutch. But can you EVER have enough green clutches, I ask?
($133, Dazeddorothy.co.uk)

I can't decide if this is cute or a mini trainwreck... like, not a complete wreck, but more of a derailment.
($55, Betsey Johnson, Amazon)

I've blogged about this before, and now I'm blogging 'bout it again because I still want it. Wah!

($33, Asos.com)


Love love love. And no, it's not jeweled -- technically it's "plated," -- but it's close enough.
No, it's not a clutch, but it is jeweled, and it IS ridiculous, and I DO love it.