This is my top pick:

Pristine, though at $655, it's no steal.

... Or save yourself $15 and go for this amazingly chic yet comfy-looking Rick Owens Lilies wrap. I wanna snuggle up into it and hibernate 'til this God-awful humidity passes.
So... some more eco(-nomically)-friendly options:

Very Sgt. Pepper's chic.

Ahhh... Mike & Chris. I'd make some lame fratty joke about the two men I'd most like to be between, but a.) that's lame, b.) I'm too tired to think and c.) Chris actually stands for Christine.

Totally the type of trench you'd wear nothing under. If you're that type of trench-wearer.

Highly cute.

The Jackie O. look isn't me, but this is still darling.

Very uptown.

Vintage, very back-to-basics staple.

Adorable twist on a standard trench, and the PRICE! Eeee!

Awesome Mike & Chris knock off!!

Finally... so no one will mistake this for the Robert Rodriguez version, but it's still really cute.